My Husband’s {Brief} Thoughts On The Brazilian Wax

Now my husband is a man of few words. It goes with being international and mysterious.

So when I let him know I was planning on a full de-fuzz before my recent op, he said nowt. Schtum was him.

Maybe he was offended that it was all for the surgeon’s benefit. Being keen for my dear obs/gyn to do a lovely job and to get that scalpel just where it needed to go, I though the less fuzz in the way the better.

I’m still wincing at the whole experience.

Anyway, before I went into hospital my beautician up the road did the deed and it wasn’t too painful. I asked  Paul his thoughts. Never a chatterbox, his answer was straight to the point.

‘No need to lay out the welcome mat for me, my sweet.’

And that was it. I was too busy laughing to ask for further info anyway.

But tragically, the welcome mat will be back. I’m not into this whole fur-free business. My daughter is a little girl and her little flower looks like that. I’m a big, grown up woman who has grown four children in her tummy and is (amazingly) still sexually active.

Don’t want to look pre-pubescent, it just doesn’t feel right.

Sorry hubby.

Is your husband a man of few words like mine?

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Posted on: December 4, 2012

13 Comments

  • Reply December 4, 2012

    Emily

    That is very funny – however, I’m a fan of defuzzing, but ALWAYS ask for a landing strip because it just looks wrong for a grown up to have nothing there at all!! Funny post!

  • Reply December 4, 2012

    Becc

    It’s all too itchy when it grows back!!!
    Becc via #ibot

  • Reply December 4, 2012

    Desire Empire

    OMG you are very funny.
    Carolyn

  • Reply December 4, 2012

    Kirsty

    Ouch! I’ve been thinking about the topic of waxing with the whole summer swimwear coming up… but I’m with you, I’m an adult and I want to look like one! (Also I’m against pain and itchiness!)

  • Reply December 4, 2012

    Heike

    Im with you! i find it totally icky that men would want fuzz-free. I often wonder if there is a correlation between the Brazillian and kiddieporn. Thankfully, my hubby too prefers a woman… A simply bikini trim does the job fine for summer.

  • Reply December 4, 2012

    Grace

    LOL! That’s a classic! I guess years of marriage gives you the license to no longer beat around the bush (geddit?) 🙂

  • Reply December 4, 2012

    EssentiallyJess

    No my husband rarely stops talking!
    And is keen to let me know exactly what he thinks of the lady garden 🙂

  • Reply December 4, 2012

    Stacey-Lee

    Oh my, well for those few words, the pain and itchiness is not really worth it then is it? Hope your obs/gyn appreciates the effort you went to!

    • Reply December 5, 2012

      Seana

      Haha, well, he didn’t mention it after the op… I have a 6 week check next week, oh dear…. hope everything healed OK.

  • Reply December 5, 2012

    Rina

    Forget the itchiness..how about getting your husband itchy too below that when it all grows up? LOl! Love this post 🙂 Visiting from IBOT.

    • Reply December 5, 2012

      Seana

      Oh dear, hadn’t thought of that… ah well, he’s away so long at the moment all the itch has already gone. TMI !!

  • Hilarious! Can’t believe you did that for the surgeon. I think that was just an excuse 🙂

    I may be the only woman here who hasn’t done the Brazilian thing. It’s not for me and I’m too old anyway. A short back and sides is quite good enough 🙂

    • Reply December 6, 2012

      Seana

      I reckon it’s an age thing entirely Annabel… even more so than a pain threshold thing!

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